Now it's my turn."(I love this part) The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."This one is compliments of kilocyclesExcuse meA man enters a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."This one is complements of R LA little boy walks into a whorehouse with a murderous look on his face and a dead frog in his hands and asks, "I want a whore with herpes."The madam looks at the boy and says,"We don't have any of those around here, kid."The boy is not to be deterred, and screams, "I WANT A WHORE WITH HERPES!"The madam decides that it's gonna be easier to just give the boy what he wants and leads him to a room in the back where there is indeed one of that description.After a while,. I mean, he appreciates me. He likes the way I look, the way my dick looks…he reckons I’m good looking.” William said carefully, aware that this reason still sounded pretty weak. He expected John to get angrier still, but incredibly, the shorter boy’s features actually softened. “Will, is that it? You wanted attention? You wanted someone to appreciate you?” “Well, yeah…” “But dude, I appreciate you! I told you that you look good! You’re probably the most handsome boy I know and…” John trailed off. He felt like he let something slip and blushed heavily. William didn’t miss the comment and blushed too. “Well thanks, man, but your opinion’s biased because we’re buds. This guy, he’s a stranger, he hadn’t had time to know me that well so he’s not biased. He’s more...more…ah, what’s that word…it was in that essay test we had the other day…” “Objective?” supplied John. “Yeah, that.” “Dude, you don’t need a guy to tell you you’re good looking to be good looking!” John said exasperatedly..
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